AISubs v3.7
No, I don't like that kind of thing.
I'm sorry.
Everyone is looking for something called "community power".
This time, that community power is a video where you have to force yourself to endure it.
There are a lot of cell phone numbers in the world, so if you randomly call them, you should be able to reach someone.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I'd like you to try to somehow get along with the person you randomly called.
Well, this is a very annoying video, so please don't do it.
For example, if you call the first person "0901000000",
if you want to call the 10th person, you should call "0901000000",
so let's say you're the first person and you're the second person, so let's try it.
Maybe you'll get along with the listener.
It may be better to hide various possibilities.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors first.
Okay, I'll go first.
What if I actually call Yakuza or something?
Scary!
Yakuza probably all said "8888"
89388938
I'll go with "080".
Okay.
080
1
"somehow", "somehow", "somehow"
"well", "somehow"
Do you get along with them? You don't know in the first place.
"hallelujah", "chance"!
Welcome!
The number you have dialed is...
"hired"!
"sixteen"!
Okay, I'll be in charge of "080" and you'll be in charge of "090".
Okay.
I'm the one who starts with "0902".
"tei", "tei", "tei", "tei", "tei", "tei"
somehow
Oh! It's coming! It's coming!
Hello?
Oh, hello!
Good evening. "Hello?"
Is your time okay now? "Yes!"
Oh, which one is wrong?
It's definitely not suspicious, so please just cut it off.
Huh?
I'm in the middle of a fight right now...
Okay, then it's okay.
Okay.
Okay, I'm sorry.
No, no, I just... I just... I just opened my eyes a little.
But it's only a little, a little.
Hmm...
It happens a lot. "I pulled it right away, I pulled it right away."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not suspicious, but it's too suspicious!
Wait, wait, wait! What did you say? Let me do it again!
You're bad! You're bad!
Is there such a thing as "you're bad"?
Oh, it's coming!
Oh, hello?
Yes! It's Tetsuya.
Huh?
Unfortunately, I don't know.
I'm sorry!
Um...
It's too difficult!
Let's start over from the beginning.
I'm sorry! I made a mistake!
I'm sorry!
Oh, he's calling me!
I'm sorry!
Oh, that's too bad.
Why can't you call me?!
Oh, it's you two!
I'm sorry!
You're young and energetic.
I'm sorry!
Oh, excuse me!
We're looking for a friend to call you.
I'm sorry, it's a misunderstanding.
I don't know you at all, but...
I want to be your friend.
I'm sorry!
You're doing something wrong!
Don't go where Japanese people can't go!
Let's be friendly.
If you were American, you'd say something like...
Wow! Crazy boy!
Why don't you call a student?
There are only social people now.
I'll call you a student-like number.
What is it?
Students don't usually give numbers they don't know.
Is it no good?
This is no good.
Damn it!
But if we call you a million times, you'll know the number.
You'll know the number.
We're amazing.
However, recently...
There is a trend that teachers can choose four numbers themselves...
And students can choose numbers that are easy to remember.
I see.
Even if it's your birthday or anything.
Isn't the first four numbers and the next four numbers too similar?
I can't think of anything.
Oh, here it is!
I thought of it!
I got it!
Ta-dah!
Let's think about it and plan it out.
Congratulations on winning!
Oh!
Congratulations on winning.
What are you talking about?
I have no intention of abusing you.
I just called you randomly.
Please tell me about the world.
I'm going to say this and drop my watch.
How are you?
Isn't that good?
It's like I got a call from an old childhood friend.
Yes.
How are you?
It's been a while.
It's all in the past.
Have you forgotten?
If you don't remember, it's fine.
Sorry for calling you all of a sudden.
I was wondering if you were doing well.
Can I ask you one last time?
I'm doing well.
I'm worried about you.
Can you tell me you're doing well?
I'm serious.
It was going well, but...
I know, but it's definitely this way.
- Please! - I'm listening.
♪ Chan, Chan, Chan, Chan, Chan, Chan, Chan, Chan ♪
- I'm calling my next-door-neighbor. - I see.
- Yes, hello? - Yes, is it okay if we talk now?
- Are you doing well? - Yes, I'm doing well.
- Oh, thank you! - No, really...
- If you ask me that much... - I'm doing fine, thank you.
- I was doing well just now. - Someone I don't know was doing well.
I'm happy.
I just thought of one thing.
We're just calling you because we don't want you to get in trouble
Maybe
I don't know what you're talking about
Maybe
I didn't want this video to come out
I'm really scared of getting hit right now
I'm gonna get hit
Okay, I got it
I'm gonna get hit in this video
I'm gonna get hit
Okay, that's it
Let's go
I don't care if I get hit
As long as there's a ray of light ahead of me
Go!
Connecting to the Morse code service...
Result!
My friend...
Even though he's not wearing a mask, he's a social butterfly!
That's it!
I'm gonna get hit!
I'm getting a call!
It's 14th Mamet
Hello?
How are you?
It's been a while
Hello!
It's been a while, too
Oh! It's the one from before!
Do you know who it is?
Yes, I do
Where are you?
Where's the house?
You moved it, didn't you?
You live next door, don't you?
What?
What's your name?
It's ******
What?!
What? What? What? What?
Who? Who? Who did you call?
I...
I don't know anyone
You're stupid
Bye!
What are you doing?
You're way too low
I'm sorry
Bye